A HEAD ABOVE THE REST

So lets see here… where to begin?

Lets start this post out with a subtle segue… So have you ever been so excited to get a package that you could have ran up to the next building, ripped its’ foundations, named it Charlene, gave it a little makeup, all in order to spend 742 hours of non-stop Samba Dancing? … You haven’t?

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WELLL then how about – I got a package in the mail and I was VERY excited to receive it. That a little better? Well anyways – Heres a little bit of the back story, I am dating the GREATEST woman in the world – Thats basically the only way to describe it… other than MAYBE that she could/and will build a cake only to blow the candles out by in large ripping every molecule of cake off the plate and INTO YOUR FACE!… from sheer awesom-tastic-fantas-errific-ness. Thats the only other way I can describe her. I’m waiting for word on how she likes the Anniversary present but hopefully its can hold on in the raging hurricane of her gift to me… What is WITH all this random obliteration of the English Language even mean? Well most of its blatantly exaggerated claims of a great gift – Have you ever felt like that? Im sure you have – but more importantly than that, what exactly did she do? Heres the Breakdown

Love me – Always a great thing
Create a Book of Memories
Cured the “Nargol” Problem
Recap all of our major events in the last 3 YEARS
Slay a Dragon
Express her wonderful creativity
Weave a golden fleece
Mathematically derive a formula for non-melting ice
Create an infinitely expandable book of our lives
Been a full time college student
Remind me how amazing she is
… and LOOKS!

So yeah… I just want to say THANK you again – and heres some of the amazing pages contained in that magical book –